A slab of rich and spicy fruitcake with the density of a black hole slammed down with an earth-shaking wallop as it crushed chestnuts, marzipan and rhubarb crumble beneath it. The tremors shook oranges and lemons from the trees and sent ripples over casks of olive oil and barley wine.
| Seller | Size | Updated | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Scotch Malt Whisky Society — SMWS 95.80 Fruitcake earthquake | 750 ml | £85.80 |