Step ye merrily beneath ye mistletoe of Jesus and spendeth thy coinage upon ye sacred plastic trinkets of yonder black Fryday and other sacred money fumblings of the run up to Christmas and all her divinely anointed food waste... Or, you could sit back, forget about all that commercialised gibberish, and indulge in a decadent, surreal and lightly debauched celebration of Saturnalia: the original Pagan and Roman festival.